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[Jan. 12th, 2007|11:21 am] |
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Oh hey I guess I never did this for Emilioliolio.
Age: 18
Height: 182 cm (about 5'11 1/2")
Weight: "Secret"
Medical Info: Nothing specified
Eyes: Green (? I have to check)
Hair: Dirty blonde/light brown, wavy
Physical traits: Tall, strong and healthy looking. Wears old-fashioned looking clothes, as his canon seems to be set in the 1910's or 1920's.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Absolutely anything.
Abilities: Nothing allowed in camp.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Go for it!
Hugging/Kissing/Other non-violent physical contact: Unf yes please.
Maim/Murder/Death: =D I would still want to discuss first, but cartoony deaths with no emo are fine.
Cooking: Emilio + fire = bad. |
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[Dec. 29th, 2006|06:48 am] |
- In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Emilio on New Year's Day.
- Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using Emilio.
- Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Emilio.
- While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Emilio!
- Over 2000 people have now climbed Emilio, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down!
- If you drop Emilio from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first!
- Only 55 percent of Americans know that the sun is made of Emilio.
- The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Emilio!
- Emilioology is the study of Emilio.
- Forty percent of the world's almonds and twenty percent of the world's peanuts are used in the manufacture of Emilio.
...oh dear sweet Lord. |
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[Dec. 26th, 2006|01:27 pm] |
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BEST MEME EVER mmkay.
Comment here to find out what dirty filthy sexual fantasies MY characters (Rey, Lunamaria, Yuujirou, EMILIO) have about YOUR characters. 8D
If I don't know you, it might not be that great. (But Emilio doesn't care!) |
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[Dec. 9th, 2006|06:26 pm] |
I went to CFUD and died
#1. Stabbed by Lu Xun.
Came back to camp nude in an enormous clamshell.
#2. Poisoned by [secret].
Came back to life with horns and a tail. Horns fell off and he kept them in his pocket so he could poke people with them.
#3. Smited by an angry god with lightning-bolt.
Instant reincarnation in Canada.
#4. Eaten by Filif-as-shark.
Came back to life in Filif's tummy.
#5. Eaten by Cielo. (The "Fatal Vore" incident).
Came back to life as a jello-mold.
#6. Threshed by Violet.
((Please tell me if I forgot any killinatings =D)) |
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[Sep. 24th, 2006|11:00 pm] |
September 18 - 24
Meets Ritsu and advises him to wear a skirt if he's going to stand on rooftops.
FOOTBALL POST. Just linking the entire post, too many threads to link. Emilio tackles his own team members, tells Yzak that he is going to be molested, ends up getting his nose broken when Hiruma kicks a ball into it. The ball bounces off Emilio's nose into Dee's crotch. Overall, a classic post.
Is a complete ass to Rosalyn, who he thinks is too bossy!!
Meets Soujirou! Finds out he is a sort of servant 8D
Meets Tiny!Sena. Has no idea about anything to do with children. They decide to go and have cake and ice cream and tea!
Asks Delirium if she's a Catholic. Is stupid at Lady. Is stupid at Thor and would probably have gotten Hammer'd if not for Bailey's intervention. |
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[Aug. 30th, 2006|01:57 pm] |
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Respond here to learn how Emilio thinks your characters would fit into his world! IF YOU DARE~♥ |
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[Jul. 23rd, 2006|09:41 pm] |
July 17-23
Meets Hawkeye and is an idiot. Has a date with Sena, which leads to a massive Benny Hill chase scene with Tomo, Hiruma, Hiruma's dog, a broom, and a large stock pot. Emilio joins the football team hurrah! Sena is totally traumatised, and Emilio decides their next date should be in a lovely little French restaurant. Costume ball, Emilio meets Megan the Pagan Vegan! Chats with her more the next day.
Posts in the IC LOVE-ME-GOES HERE post and chats with Da, Youji [no love ;o;], Harley, Kodachi, Byakko, Wolfram, Sena, Hyatt and Xiao. ♥ Chats with Anko and considers paying for her "ninja services." Gives bon-bons to Ray. Chats with Fraser again and finds out that Canada is almost complete. Inquires about French restaurant, is told that perhaps Constable Turnbull will dress as a moose if a moose costume is procured.
Meets Vlad the Sex Robot and plans with Glinda to keep him! Doesn't understand how you can be repressed and a homosexual. Gets in line for his hug from Lee! and is yelled at slightly by Dr. Bailey. Checks out Ikkaku's pole. Approves of Kal's tentacle!signal and meets Terry! Plans to make a batsuit so they can play together.
Posts to try and gather supplies! Hits on Sena, gets a moose head from Kyon [GET!!], throws a sausage at Lupin, buys porny pictures from Kazumi, creeps out Anita, harasses Yzak the Martian and misinterprets "lap top", flirts with Milly, whines at Bailey until she gives him a box of rubber gloves [GET!!], is punched by Dee, offends Enjolras, schmoozes with Ray, irritates Soi Fong, enlists Minagawa's assistance with French cuisine [GET!!], chats with Glinda, gets a date with Nuriko to play chess, runs into Girl!Roy and tries to grope his boobies, offers to penis hunt for him should it not re-attach, breaks Rikuou by assuring him that Emilio tops Wong, asks Young!Mal if there is a lot of sodomy in his home world, and fails to understand what's wrong with moose terrorists, according to Sousuke. |
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[Jul. 12th, 2006|08:51 pm] |
It takes... a mind debauched by learning to carry the process of making the natural seem strange, so far as to ask for the why of any instinctive human act. To the metaphysician alone can such questions occur as: Why do we smile, when pleased, and not scowl? Why are we unable to talk to a crowd as we talk to a single friend? Why does a particular maiden turn our wits so upside-down? The common man can only say, "Of course we smile, of course our heart palpitates at the sight of the crowd, of course we love the maiden, that beautiful soul clad in that perfect form, so palpably and flagrantly made for all eternity to be loved!"
[...] And we may conclude that, to the animal which obeys it, every impulse and every instinct shines with its own sufficient light, and seems at the moment the only eternally right and proper thing to do.
William James, an associate and follower of Charles Darwin |
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[Apr. 13th, 2006|06:33 am] |
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee~ Who is Christina Aguilera?
| Your Stripper Song Is | 
Dirrty by Christina Aguelera
"Too dirrty to clean my act up
If you ain't dirrty
You ain't here to party"
You're so dirty, you make Christina look clean. |
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| Emilio's App (for posterity) |
[Mar. 8th, 2006|07:40 pm] |
Dearest Father:
Your Emilio has arrived safely in camp! Just as the dirigible touched down, I was literally swept off my feet by a welcoming party of lepers and beasts. I may have actually died in the night and been reborn - I haven't seen such outrageous debauchery since you sent me away to that seminary in Rome!
I quite adore the water ride they've put in the lake here. Can I have one at home? Please? It's a kind of snake with many heads and it writhes obscenely like a Bosch painting come to life - oh look at that! I seem to have remembered something I was taught in school! Aren't you proud of me, Father-my-love? And after all, I'm sure that cute art teacher who taught me about the Forbidden Fruit eventually found another job.
Send Wong along, won't you? I've already gotten my best cravat dirty and I can only play on the water ride so long before it's time for another trip to the confessional. Speaking of that - oh, I can't wait to meet the priests here!! They must be as randy as goats!
Fondly,
Your irreplaceable son and heir, Emilio
voting batch here
89% hooo |
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